Some rascal made off with my chopper bike last weekend, in Cambridge MA.
Keep your eyes peeled for it, and send me word of any sightings, poste haste! (to email@example.com)
The theory is that they probably just took it for a joyride, with which I heartily concur — a joyride is the only possible ride you can take, on that bike. Note — it is entirely welded by me.